animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST STAY IN THE CAR. THEY FOUND OUT THE STITCHES THEY USE WEREN’T FAIR-TRADE OR CONTAIN MODIFIED SOY OR SOMETHING SO THE ENTIRE STAFF WENT OUT LOOKING FOR NEW ONES.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE THREE THAT WENT TO MAKE PATCHES AND STICKERS ABOUT IT.

A COUPLE OF THEM WANTED COFFEE TOO, SO IT COULD BE A WHILE.

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

eighteen-and-cooking:

Someone take me to Slappy Cakes right now. They have griddles built into the tables and you make your own pancakes right there! How awesome is that?! Portland has the best restaurants.

i’ve always wanted to visit portland and now THIS is also going to happen